I'm not even sure if AOL still uses that line. (Or if anyone still uses AOL for that matter.)
Care to walk around like you are someone important with a FedEx package under your arm? Look no further!
You can't buy this t-shirt online yet but check out this furniture made of those FREE packing boxes while you're at it.
Apparently FedEx ain't too pleased with the website, the shirt or the idea that someone is using their free packing boxes for anything other than shipping or product-placement in a film featuring Tom Hanks. You can check out their cease and desist letter here.
The "FedEx furniture guy" has some solid legal top-guns in his corner from the 'Center for Internet and Society Cyberlaw Clinic' at Standford University. Their response was impressive. (I got flash-backs of 'Kramer versus Kramer' while reading it.) They reference the high-profile case, Mattel v. Walking Mountain Productions where Mattel lost the case to someone who was posing Barbie in (umm) unflattering positions for a profit.
The Stanford Legal group was even professional enough (after delivering an ass-kicking to the FedEx lawyers) not to end the letter with, "That's alright...that's OK...you're going to work for us some day!" (A taunt often heard during basketball losses to UCLA at Pauly Pavilion.)